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computers 

unlisted emojis are not autocompleted anymore and what the fuck is up with that

nsfw, dysphoria, shitpost? 

apparently planning while high isn't a bad idea. it went perfectly on the first try

oh fuck waiting i'm doing that complicated thing i've been planning for days right now

every time i watch breaking bad i miss chemistry. it'd hard to find projects that aren't too expensive

Making my software decisions based on dragons:

clang: βœ”οΈ has a dragon
gcc: ❌ no dragon
kde plasma: βœ”οΈ has a dragon
gnome: ❌ no dragon
wireguard: βœ”οΈ has a dragon
openvpn: ❌ no dragon

all internet communities are fundamentally temporary. even if they stay up, there's such turnover that i dont rly expect anywhere to stay similar over the course of a year or two

people leave. people change. communities fall apart. we're all nomads on an endless digital plain.

"ok boomer"

[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]

i usually dislike saying hello and the general idea of starting a conversation but for some reason my scripts and programs very often say hello

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