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computers 

ugh now my volume buttons are broken

it always uses the second device, even as the first is default, and makes me disable the second device regularly

if i open plasma's "audio volume settings" it loads forever

unlisted emojis are not autocompleted anymore and what the fuck is up with that

nsfw, dysphoria, shitpost? 

sometimes you just wanna get fucked so hard you forget your entire life before you came out, yknow?

apparently planning while high isn't a bad idea. it went perfectly on the first try

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oh fuck waiting i'm doing that complicated thing i've been planning for days right now

every time i watch breaking bad i miss chemistry. it'd hard to find projects that aren't too expensive

Making my software decisions based on dragons:

clang: ✔️ has a dragon
gcc: ❌ no dragon
kde plasma: ✔️ has a dragon
gnome: ❌ no dragon
wireguard: ✔️ has a dragon
openvpn: ❌ no dragon

all internet communities are fundamentally temporary. even if they stay up, there's such turnover that i dont rly expect anywhere to stay similar over the course of a year or two

people leave. people change. communities fall apart. we're all nomads on an endless digital plain.

"ok boomer"

[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]

i usually dislike saying hello and the general idea of starting a conversation but for some reason my scripts and programs very often say hello

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