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tired: 17 years ago,

wired: at the end of the twenty fifth percent of my life as of now,

*slowly waking up in my bed*
*thinks of something so fucking weird that actually happened a long time ago involving me*
*jumps out of bed looking for drugs*

now i'm naked crying smiling in front of a computer, good morning

oooh i can make depression burgers tomorrow life isn't that bad

should i eat chocolate again

ughh i finished the payment code update shit. the new stripe workflow is more like paypal but not better. and still exactly what i had to give up a few years ago because they didn't support it at the time :thonking:

YOU: so the A in RAID stands for "Array"?
US: Yes.
YOU: doesn't that mean saying "RAID array" is redundant?
US: Of course. That's what the R is for.

look i am very high on multiple things and it's not helping sugar is the only thing i can come up with

should i compensate my issues with chocolate

i wanted to rename my awp "oof" because that's usually the feel it makes but it costs 1.75€ so absolutely fuck it

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