@vantablack i recommend

slowest and stealthyest stuff first

you can feel better and progress with hrt for a long time before cis people notice anything and they still won't be sure

paying security-testing hackers to execute arbitrary code on my computer because im too lazy to open the calculator app myself

dog is best weather forecast

send dog outside. if it comes back wet, it's raining

send dog outside. if it comes back covered in bees, there's bees outside

send dog outside. if it comes back and says it's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says it feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain, it's pagliacci

cutting a tiny wrapping paper with a huge knife: it's an aesthetic thing

@Siphonay @envgen first i search for the nearest keyboard to remember what it really looks like, then i write "and"

gotta love how my power fantasy is just not having to worry about things and having time for my hobbies

@Elizafox it's one of those things, by the time you finish explaining everyone involved realize none of it even exists in the first place

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