@CobaltVelvet *looks at Mastodon* Cis people are the new cryptids.

@CobaltVelvet I'm cis AFAIK, but there's a question that's gone unasked here.

What would constitute scientific evidence of the existence of cis people?

@CobaltVelvet the one in my school seems real, but i avoid them so idk

@CobaltVelvet I... Well there's... no maybe they... what if ? No nuhuh

Well

I guess you're right

@CobaltVelvet with our current technology we just don't know yet

@CobaltVelvet On a long enough timeline, the "being cis" rate for everyone drops to zero.

@CobaltVelvet yes! I saw a cis person in the woods a few years ago but my phone was out of battery so I couldn't take a picture. But they are real, I swear!

@CobaltVelvet (I'm not sure I exist)

@CobaltVelvet no, but plenty of legends and probably the reason my Garbage keeps being eaten.

No wait I'm thinking about raccoons.

@CobaltVelvet I know a straight cis man. Could he be my imaginary friend?