@CobaltVelvet tbh the main demands are that you don't know what I'm doing on my VMs - I won't be doing anything remotely illegal, but it's nice to put this in privacy policies for services I might provide out of them. Like,

"Neither I, nor my upstream service providers can read your messages, and I throw away the metadata after I pass on the message"

@Minkovsky fuck YES

except the encrypted vlan, you'd have to set it up yourself, but proper vlans are definitely needed.
And yeah and installer supporting dm-crypt would really be great. Especially with virtual servers when images are moved all the time.

@cc wow are you a banker and a genetic engineer? that's pretty cool

hey now I've always wanted to be a natural redhead, could you maybe hack me a virus during the week-end please?

@CobaltVelvet I thought we were just playing an unreasonable request game.

@cc @CobaltVelvet but... most of the original asks aren't unreasonable

@cc they look pretty reasonable to me, which one isn't reasonable? And from the context I wasn't requesting, but planning to work on them. Cause you know they exist somewhere and they are each doable and economically good, so...

Now I could have just assumed you were an idiot but I continued with a joke, you should take that opportunity.

@CobaltVelvet Trust your instincts.

@CobaltVelvet To be honest, I don't really know if it's reasonable or not, I just thought it sounded kind of funny to list a whole bunch of requirements and then say, oh and I want it as cheap as possible.