if i was a computer kernel i would simply not panic

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computers naturally no dot panic!!! they were trained by humans to panic

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@CobaltVelvet once my kernel panicked and I was like "wow calm down you little bitch"

@CobaltVelvet computers naturally sit on a beach and just kinda have a chill time

@CobaltVelvet amiga had the right idea. computers should be meditating

@CobaltVelvet if you're like me you do not panic, you just freeze in place when overloaded; and I expect I'd do the same as a kernel

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