someone: (post a selfie)
me: (squinting to read some meaningless detail in the background) looks like a nice book
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@punky "hey i have the same but in purple"
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@punky @CobaltVelvet was about to say "i wonder if i've took a selfie and the lube was visible in the bg"
@CobaltVelvet i try to put eastereggs for people like you
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@CobaltVelvet
"oops, it was a dildo, my bad"