horror movies: an unknown noise!!! scary!
me, who now has cats: 99% chance it's a cat. im not getting up

· SubwayTooter · 3 · 7 · 20

@CobaltVelvet me : "no it's probably just a cat... unless... no, there's no other reason for it... but"

@Luna @CobaltVelvet

Me : "what bullshit did my cat do this time ?"

@CobaltVelvet But that's how it always goes!

1) Scary noise.
2) Oh, it's just a cat.
3) Monster

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