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how many threesomes have you seen start by watching shrek. well i can proudly say two

· SubwayTooter · 3 · 2 · 12

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@CobaltVelvet someBODY once told me

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@CobaltVelvet I... what. Was Shrek still playing in the background or did someone turn him off.

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@stolas we finished the movie first

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@CobaltVelvet I now have a new goal in my life

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