the good thing about the anxiety + paranoia combo is that it's pretty much impossible to tell me something shockingly bad. worst case scenario i'll be like "mmm ok oof that's what i thought"


did you murder someone? mmm ok oof let's clean this up and get some pizza

@CobaltVelvet oh good, I don't have to hide it anymore then

(No, I did not do anything like that)

@CobaltVelvet eeeeh
this might be quite a level up from where mine can go but woups.
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