@jkb *looks around, scrolls a little*
@CobaltVelvet DON'T YOU DARE LOOK INTO MY INBOX. Dammit, these things are private, the heck do you think you're doing?
i just acknowledged a lack of sudden tiddies in my field of view
@CobaltVelvet Current you would be locked up, indeed.
@jkb more like cto of some awful startup but yeah
@CobaltVelvet There is only one difference between a CTO in a startup and an actual jail inmate: the former east food out of cardboard box, the latter out of an aluminium tray.
@jkb ahhh soylent in a cardboard box fantastic idea
@CobaltVelvet I had pizza in mind, Soylent TASTES LIKE cardboard but is packaged in plastic.