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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:


food mood 

if im here and you're here then whos driving the mastodon

mastodon post size experiment 

TIL "Since chronic restriction of sleep to 6 h or less per night produced cognitive performance deficits equivalent to up to 2 nights of total sleep deprivation, it appears that even relatively moderate sleep restriction can seriously impair waking neurobehavioral functions in healthy adults."

some big useless thoughts 

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i have a big purple bruise on my arm that i can best explain with 'i was too drunk not to fall over but i don't remember exactly'

lewd shitpost 

"so deconstructed they don't need hrt" 

hating myself for not having bought more cheese


kink shitpost, riffing on an extremely bad take 

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