🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

*loud music stops*
*silence*
oh thank fuck

again

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

my new hobby when i'm on the toilet and a cat is scratching at the door is to scratch back. i think it confuses them for a few seconds

(it's not second favorite as in i like the first more, but as in the first was my favorite before the second was ma favorite too)

i fucking love this song. i just find it so catchy. i can't forget it. it'll eventually appear to me again. it's my second favorite bmth song (first being crucify me)

#np bring me the horizon - can you feel my heart // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJYpsA5tv8

me: i think i have a crush on this person. wait i'm in love with this person
also me: you've literally known that for many years and mentioned it twice lmao shut up

me, wearing only panties: it's a wee bit cold ain't it

#np the luna sequence - veil walled garden // https://thelunasequence.bandcamp.com/track/veil-walled-garden

is there a good way to store time series into redis without a module. i thought redis would be better since i already depend on it for something else but maybe i should just store aggregates in a separate pgsql table

helllo. following the conclusion of a very serious research paper published recently, cauliflower talk is now forbidden on octodon, even with content warning. thank you for your understandding

#np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqIuQQFuIxs

.sh file extension stands for self harm

cat broke the network lmao

walked on the ups power button

an ipv6 address field limited to tttwenty one characters

why does it say that the link-local address of the gateway has an invalid format.

no, none of you k,now my true name, i don't even know my true name

if you draw a pentagram and say my true name i shall appear in front of you holding a pickle jar and a bag of your favorite human hormones

me: i don't like this person. idk why
person: *acts shitty*
me: