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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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βšͺ️ a man
βšͺ️ a woman
πŸ”˜ '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:

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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

just saying if any of you want to get me drunk some other time i'm okay with it :bloblamp:

i really want to send nudes on main but i can't right now and i won't be drunk later. life is hard

accidentally agreed to plant tomatoes with my grandma monday. is that a good coming out time. oh no

i wouldn't even be angry otherwise but he FUCKING KNOWS.
look buddy you can't ask trans-related questions one day and then oops i vorgot your obvious pronoun multiple times in a row

"dont worry we're not gonna make your day any worse"
[less than thirty seconds]
"he" (about me)


i searched for a random thing in telegram and now i'm happy crying at my girlfriend textually singing still alive from portal

weird morning is progressing

neat a band that i like whose music is exclusively available on.. itunes. they have a twitter account dead for 8 years and broken links to tumblr

i would have never listened to that if it wasn't for some old .torrent

okay i felt terribly "not alone but lonely" in that dreams makes sense

could have stayed a little more though

*starts panicking about not waking up* *moves and screams*

*wakes up* why tf did i want to wake up. this is shit

oof i woke up again but it's one of Those where i woke up from multiple dreams in a row and each was a disappointment
and the last one was so hard to get out of

am πŸ‘ doggo πŸ‘

because i just don't want to have like 4 activitypub routes for each

and i will have two kind of actor urls (a global actor and one per service) so that would be 8

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