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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:

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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

- oh no i completely forgot this thing and it's very important
- *months later* ok i will finally fix this
- actually i didn't forget it was there from the start




*downloading a thing* ahhh yes i'll watch that later tonight

*finishes* ah, ,, thamks

work rant; capitalism; job security 

"you're running libreoffice 6.3 for the first time. do you want to learn what's new?"

well your ui is still awful and broken with dark themes so let's just assume i don't give a fuck


is it fresh as fuck or fresh and in afrikaans

i had to open twitter in private browsing to see a full toot that was cut with an ellipsis with my account

what the fuck twitter. just when you think they hit the bottom huh


1400 year old ginkgo tree.

Photography: Han Fei


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