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it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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βšͺ️ a man
βšͺ️ a woman
πŸ”˜ '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:

GNU should call it Photo and Image Software Solution. hope this helps

The Blocklist. it's a tv show about tracking down the worst posters

muldor can't be trusted with a camera he would just fill the whole film in five seconds saying that bit of grass looks like an alien

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the x files would look be very different if they gave mulder a camera

fascinated by constant speed airplane propellers

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ I made a thing!! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

You blocked me on [Mastodon] and now you're going to [get cancelled]

Just a short one but it's loud and heavy and packed with random bullshit. Had a lot of fun making it.

Enjoy <3 :boost_ok:

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leaving a bowl packed for tomorrow you

(thinking intensely) not in the mood too see someone looking better than me

spotify: hey I noticed you have been listening to nothing but the same few Mitski songs on repeat for approximately the past 24 hours, are you good
me: absolutely not. have a nice day

im going to hell already i might as well sin every minute left. imho.

'cis ppl dont pick their own name usually' uhh??? shut up

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