🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

*loud music stops*
*silence*
oh thank fuck

again

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

just saying if any of you want to get me drunk some other time i'm okay with it

i really want to send nudes on main but i can't right now and i won't be drunk later. life is hard

"but always you" was i already drunk for that. oof

accidentally agreed to plant tomatoes with my grandma monday. is that a good coming out time. oh no

tfw a cw is your worst fear but always you click on it anyway

i wouldn't even be angry otherwise but he FUCKING KNOWS.
look buddy you can't ask trans-related questions one day and then oops i vorgot your obvious pronoun multiple times in a row

"dont worry we're not gonna make your day any worse"
[less than thirty seconds]
"he" (about me)

honestly,

i searched for a random thing in telegram and now i'm happy crying at my girlfriend textually singing still alive from portal

weird morning is progressing

neat a band that i like whose music is exclusively available on.. itunes. they have a twitter account dead for 8 years and broken links to tumblr

i would have never listened to that if it wasn't for some old .torrent

1020 toime to 🅱️ake up

okay i felt terribly "not alone but lonely" in that dreams makes sense

could have stayed a little more though

*starts panicking about not waking up* *moves and screams*

*wakes up* why tf did i want to wake up. this is shit

oof i woke up again but it's one of Those where i woke up from multiple dreams in a row and each was a disappointment
and the last one was so hard to get out of

oof

sleeping to either black metal or nightcore, an aesthetic

i have a very sharp fingernail

am 👏 doggo 👏

gonna invite my polycule to draw crop geometry in a nearby field

i want to make crop circles

because i just don't want to have like 4 activitypub routes for each

and i will have two kind of actor urls (a global actor and one per service) so that would be 8