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it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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I'm:
βšͺ️ a man
βšͺ️ a woman
πŸ”˜ '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
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πŸ“Œ Thread regarding our current financial situation, link for donations at end of thread

hellsite.site/@luna/1070095436

lucifer 

melted down. a demon blade.in to bulletts.

i promise if it wasnt for eve and maze

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yes my ship is alive and just kissed. this show is pretty cool

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noo don'(t kill the character a relate to. ass hole

lucifer 

funny show but i'm constantly mildly annoyed at every character having the emotional maturity of a small child over and over. but well if i get to see maze terrorize people with knives

food 

βœ… get hungry
βœ… cook food
βœ… lose appetite
βœ… prepare a plate anyway
βœ… stare at the plate
βœ… take a single reluctant bite
βœ… do i really need to eat today probably not

fuck

mom, dad, i wanted to let you know i've spent the last 18 months in houston and cape canaveral doing excruciating physical training and, well... i'm an astronaut

oh, honey, we're just heartbroken for you. that's such a hard life. we miss our landbound child and don't know what having an astronaut kid is gonna be like. have you tried base jumping instead? maybe a nice ferris wheel? remember we're grieving too

β€œIf anyone has any small amount to spare I would be very grateful. Struggling to pay for medication and hormones paypal.com/paypalme/cafferyash

computers 

ah cool now my pointer is trapped on my other computer (through barrier). how is that even possible. it's a ridiculous problem

this song is shit dude it's cloipping so much and not in a good way. i will pause and go listen to some clipping.

knoryt just immediately looks to me like someone wanted to write Ρ…Π»ΠΎΡ€ΡƒΡ‚ on a latin keyboard (which apparently is a real word, something around chlorine)

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dont worry euros make that kind of fake countries all the time

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i think i should be given a small triangular bit of mountain between france swiss and germany and made princess .

computers 

i love traceroutes. just having a glimpse of any large scale network infrastructure on the internet with a very basic and simple tool. and sometimes reverse names are meaningful and tell you exactly where that connection went through and when. it's pretty cool in my o

first time it's on my time line i fav second time i boost fourth time i block

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