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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

do i have heckin emojos in my terminal

that's xfce4-terminal's default config

hot take: humanity is a societal construct

smoke weed every day, and you will never have to work a day in your life

i wanna live in maple syrup

like in a city under a sea of maple syrup

and you have to maintain things to not drown in maple syrup

and you have pipes full of maple syrup you can drink

an machines fueled by maple syrup

now here's my take get ready

ruby is terrible shit and its packaging is awful and syntax more sugar than sense
phph is a mistake
perl is old shit
python is less shit but still kind of shit

ah yes fuck c c=+ and javascript and oh boi fuck java

accept rust love rust

weve found that for the last 2 years bitcoin hasnt actually even been using a blockchain at all, some ecohackers changed the code to just shell out to rsync, and its been working fine and nobody even noticed. the libertarians are PISSED tho

i love watching a raid recover

feels like good, reliable software working consistently

ahh replacing drives in the NAS, making chewbacca-like noises while removing tons of dusty spider webs and dead insects

what i find really terrifying is that some ignorant fuck who is not able to run a proper SQL query is now writing a whole article about why SQL is bad

i'll pwn your mongodb for fun and write a tweet about it

> sql is a security issue

what about you learn to use it properly and shut the fuck up

i've never noticed any sql injection in code i've written

everything is a security issue if you use it wrong

who the fuck rebooted my servers

the thing had an uptime of like 3 years

oh look a pip-boy! oh nvm it's out of battery since three centuries

oh look a locked door and a terminal! oh nvm it's crashing when you click "login" and some fuck glued half the keyboard

oh look a safe and a desktop pc with a wire! huh it's checking for upgrades in a loop but the internet isn't a thing anymore