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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

free everyone else and unruin chelsea's life and maybe i'll give a fuck about this piece of shit and his ego

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'free assange' ye lmao there are millions of people to free but Him i want to kick his ass

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having ADHD is basically like if the wait for x hours feature from skyrim randomly happened to you

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i forgot what a fizzbuzz is but i remember that it's not worth my time :thinkhappy:

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wait it works much better with mastodon developers. well the ratio is higher

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percentage of rust crate developers that i had the chance to kiss

do not even talk to e if your life expectancy is over fourty years

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(note that it's potentially a very good approach, depending on your data and parallelism)

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mostly love seeing teachers that learned all their things like thirty years ago and haven't changed any bit. like my dude the shit i learned two years ago is already obsolete try to keep up

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computer schools are so good here. who doesn't want to learn the state of the art of c and java in 2000

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gf is doing like normal computer studies next to me, and i'm shitposting about random things i don't like i c

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terrifying computer joke 

null terminated string

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it's 2020 we don't 'allocate memory' anymore. we give each thread a stack of 64MB and keep a thread pool responsible for actively managing those 64MB blocks

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xxx_🖤Ben_Brutal_Shapiro🖤_xxx: ummmmm i think it's supposed to be dry =]??

remembering someone fondly (feeling the still painful bite mark on my stomach)

royalty is indeed Not Punk but appropriating their words and titles and stripping them of nobility is Punk

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