xX.sadpup.Xx @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

feeling bored & lonely

gargron fund us a fedi transcoding server

The Blocklist. it's a tv show about tracking down the worst posters

muldor can't be trusted with a camera he would just fill the whole film in five seconds saying that bit of grass looks like an alien

the x files would look be very different if they gave mulder a camera

fascinated by constant speed airplane propellers

fav if ur a tomato 🍅 😳 😋

swallowing a whole tomato

leaving a bowl packed for tomorrow you

are they just scrolling mastodon

today's aliexpress's random meme t-shirt

(thinking intensely) not in the mood too see someone looking better than me

mully.. sculder..

im going to hell already i might as well sin every minute left. imho.

'cis ppl dont pick their own name usually' uhh??? shut up