🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

*loud music stops*
*silence*
oh thank fuck

again

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

do u ever be like,, wow, am girl,,

- oh no i completely forgot this thing and it's very important
- *months later* ok i will finally fix this
- actually i didn't forget it was there from the start

scientists without species dysphoria and their 'ehtics' issues

borking at humanity for not having its priorities right

wanting a tail again..

when will i get a wolf body smh

ｂ　ｏ　ｒ
　ｇ　ｅ　ｒ

*downloading a thing* ahhh yes i'll watch that later tonight

*finishes* ah, ,, thamks

[replying to a private toot] see that is the kind of shit i don't even get paid for. why do i have to fix this startupy boy's business all the time.

"they won't fire a sysadmin" oh no they won't but they also won't hesitate a second to exploit them as much as they're desperate and vulnerable.

of course i hold many secrets and i'm a fucking unicorn. but they don't need half a unicorn and could rebuild all that in a few days.

"you're running libreoffice 6.3 for the first time. do you want to learn what's new?"

well your ui is still awful and broken with dark themes so let's just assume i don't give a fuck

"libreoffice-fresh-af"

is it fresh as fuck or fresh and in afrikaans

at this rate they're gonna pivot into a mining company

wait

i had to open twitter in private browsing to see a full toot that was cut with an ellipsis with my account

what the fuck twitter. just when you think they hit the bottom huh

i should have a tail t b h

they are each around 60% useful

wait. i have Two volume control icons. what the fuck kde