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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
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yes the doritos hurt my tongue but it doesn't mean it's not perfectly good food

@CobaltVelvet as I always say : here for a good time not a long time. I will die on a bed of empty Doritos bags if I want to

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who called them "sex toys" when "nutlery" was right there

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i think my stomach is hurting because it's hungry but i'm anti-hungry right now

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"oooh i'm a mean hacker look at me annoy people" dud i'm gonna forget i have anxiety and find you and kick your ass until you cry and get depression. enjoy

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the true purpose of the internet is to find the worst human and go to their house and kick their ass

how do you say "benchtop" in french.. "de paillasse" ok pass

the first thing i thought after demessing my hair this morning is 'cute but dead inside' and the mood is 'only inside smh'

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