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it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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I'm:
βšͺ️ a man
βšͺ️ a woman
πŸ”˜ '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
βšͺ️

twitter, 

help i just wanted t o try to get attention from people i find cool ('cimping') and i get blasted with those revelations . this is h ow they manipulate you

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twitter, covid 

wait is elon supporting chia now?

dude just gets to manipulate markets every day and no one gives a shit

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twitter, covid 

(opens twitter)
> The ingredients of COVID-19 vaccines do not contain any magnetic materials, according to scientists and medical professionals

Wild

we live in such a society

when a pipeline corp pays five million in ransom it really Makes u Think

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im ean just imagine the Damage sending one link to a horny nuclear power plant homer simpson type technician could do

(steps out if the shower) ahhh i a replenished of awful ideas

I've seen enough atomic science history videos to know where this is going

help im too horny someone drop me into an industrial container of silica bags

computers 

i am very lucky it's in azerty already

BUT IT WONT INPUT NUMBERS. no numpad no regular numbers with ort without shift and capslock. java virtual keyboard time :thinkergunsunglasses:

literally 80% of the time is about dealing with old or broken computers

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help cant wont stop meowing for attention in the hallway and then biting me when i come

computers 

jre7: breaks icedtea-web
jre8: it WORKS

this 'ikvm viewer' does not support copy and paste. the password is 30 characters long

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computers 

JAVA TOO RECENT IT DOESNT WORK

OH JAVA IS SO GOOD JAVA RUNS EVERY WHERE

FIVE YEARS LATER NO ONE CAN RUN THE JAVA APP BECAUSE IT NEEDS AN ANCIENT JRE FUCK YEAH

AND THATS JUST HOPING IT DOESN'T BREAK BECAUSE A CERTIFICATE EXPIRED A DECADE AGO LMAO. IT DID THAT ONCE

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computers 

(edits network config) (reloads)
(server never goes up again)

Java Web Start Time

computers 

well apparently doing analytics on free software doesn't have to be a complete disaster learn.netdata.cloud/docs/agent

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