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it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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I'm:
βšͺ️ a man
βšͺ️ a woman
πŸ”˜ '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
βšͺ️

happily licks your mouth (dog thing don't worry it's normal)

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spit in my mouth? feels casual. like a kiss. spit in my eyes? now we're talking. intimate, needs a good clean. spit in my hair? i won't forget about it for a while that's for sure. better make it a good time

hehe a demon eating christian candy. i am enjoying this

Here is another pic. I was inspecting their fence today, and they were following me from their side.

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homestuck inspired me about user experience and interface design

when i see a cool thing spray painted on a wall i fall into a puzzle. what are the layers. how did you get that part black again. i love it

starting a new vpn business with an emoji in the name. if they can't print you they can't sue you πŸ˜‰

gf said the cat is delicious and eatable. i am worried

lewd, bad 

begging my domme (depression) to let me cum

(reading a chess question) cw your kink wtf
the vocabulary is messed up i don't trust any of those who came up with it (or the rest of chess)

damn silverfish killed the mosquito and i accidentally stepped on the silverfish. live is harsh

oh another one great. next one gets an unfollow fuck you

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bitch i already forgot the solution to the contact us maze

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your name is written on ten places and you have to request a change for each individually

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