xX.sadpup.Xx @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

it's funny because if you don't know me i must look like complete joke on the internet. but if you know me i'm a complete joke And unbelievably cool

im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

happily licks your mouth (dog thing don't worry it's normal)

spit in my mouth? feels casual. like a kiss. spit in my eyes? now we're talking. intimate, needs a good clean. spit in my hair? i won't forget about it for a while that's for sure. better make it a good time

uwu saint nucholas u taste so good

hehe a demon eating christian candy. i am enjoying this

homestuck inspired me about user experience and interface design

i know just enough to be puzzled it's great

when i see a cool thing spray painted on a wall i fall into a puzzle. what are the layers. how did you get that part black again. i love it

starting a new vpn business with an emoji in the name. if they can't print you they can't sue you 😉

gf said the cat is delicious and eatable. i am worried

yes that's my opinion. chess is some pervert shit

(reading a chess question) cw your kink wtf
the vocabulary is messed up i don't trust any of those who came up with it (or the rest of chess)

damn silverfish killed the mosquito and i accidentally stepped on the silverfish. live is harsh #bathroomadventures

to this cat i am basically a salt lick

woomf

how does this dude sneeze so loudly jfc

oh another one great. next one gets an unfollow fuck you

bitch i already forgot the solution to the contact us maze

your name is written on ten places and you have to request a change for each individually