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🔘 '; drop table gender; --

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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

hey that could actually be done quite easily

if it tells me which movie it's from and a timestamp i'll let you scan some of my emails

google search with uploaded video or gif when

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should i try to compile skyrim to brainfuck and optimize the "interpreter" until it runs

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ahh the warmth of a laser on my skin

still want hugs though

every time im drunk i find out why drudkh is called drudkh

Hello I am definitely d r u n k its fine

Don't woery grandma i am f i n e *drinks whole champagne glass, eats everything in range*

People talking about depression, resisting to just "hey i get that shit every day you're out of your element" but they'd just worry in a bad way

still want to turn into a funny compression algorithm

maybe i am the deep fried meme

i want to become a deep fried meme

update: it's one single big grey pixel

the grey is slightly changing in time

peak compression

Bitrate 500 is extremely low, maybe you mean 500k

oh ffmpeg,,, 500 it is

lol google

if i start typing "transl" with a russian keyboard layout, it guesses "translate"

ahhhhhh i'll soon know enough russian to shitpost in it