🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

cbd alcohol and progesterone im gonna happily pass out on my bed bye i love u

- shitpost more because you have too many followers and it's getting scary

- get more followers because people like the shitpost

done and not even salty

you're all fucking valid but also such validation is utter bullshit made up by cis neurotypical people and should be crushed burnt and annihilated forever thank u

i just wrote and deleted the worst nastiest take about queer culture you can thank me now

read before boosting i'm drunk and not 100% sure it's good lol

added a privacy statement for octodon because that's apparently a thing twitter people worry about https://octodon.social/about/more

ehhhh fuck it i should just pay a proper hackrf and be done with it

*plugs in the hacky modded downsampler*

*hears a quiet bang*

fuck

it costs 15$ and an hour of tiny soldering

oh right our two servers are still in different datacenters, probably explains why the database connection just died for a few seconds

duct tape is just bad heat shrink tubing

splicing coax in creative ways based on bits of wire and aluminium sheets, and a lot of heatshrink tubing

i wonder if amazon asks you to pick a charity before payment, when you only want to read the article description, because you're extremely likely to want them to fuck off with it

fuck sidekiq and mastodon i'm going to bed and this infinite loop can go fuck itself for the next 8 hours

o i fucking hate sidekiq

let me sleep you piece of shit

when you print a large log in ssh and computers become worthless pathetic boxes of shit for half a minute

*watching over sidekiq*
*starting to worry*

oh it's okay it's not us it's just the rest of the fediverse being extremely slow