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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

blood 

blood 

i wanted to reply to someone asking what the fuck is wrong with them but i suspended them before i had the chance :(

anyway it's funny every time a journo finds a satoshi candidate it's a mildly important person and matches way too well

there are billions of bored people around left to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence. all the required knowledge has been floating around on the internet for a long time

and that is not admitting anything since i haven't done anything yet

arguably the time travel problem is the real question but who cares about that

see, i'm the perfect candidate, because i know all that anonymity stuff and c++, have worked it in for a while, am especially motivated if it's illegal, and i publicly disliked bitcoin *before* creating it

my theory is that around 2042 i will go back to the past and create bitcoin as a prank

mmmmmmmmmm

tiny spoiler it has to handle high voltage and arcing. maybe i should keep copper

mmm i'll probably attempt to use a few aluminium sheets and cut it instead. i'm not sure any continuous wire would make a decent paw

hey actually their "regular price" was full of shit, i'll order it from the same site as my nas parts

ah fuck this thing i need is 80€ instead of 160€ on amazon now

can i tell if that's a prime day thing or it will still be available tomorrow

*smelling* ah fuc me eye :ghs_corrosive:

i hate the smell but at least it's spicy enough

still mostly can't eat anything
made instant noodles
new brand
i don't like the taste

huh so amazon lost my hard drive and/or the parcel was damaged

still marked to be delivered today
🤷‍♀️

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