🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

*loud music stops*
*silence*
oh thank fuck

again

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

oof weird dream

really what mastodon needs is an emphasis tag displayed as regular text with large letter spacing. it's necessary to my semantic shitpost

potatest of the potats

regular movies but you have like three or four audio tracks so you can make voices louder than explosions and lasers

*goes upstairs*

it was in my bag right next to me all along 👌

wish i could charge my laptop with usb-c because i do not want to get up

it's using around 6W rn so a phone charger could probably work

it looks nice from a long distance, then it's an ugly dysfunctional mess (at least we have things in common)

why is my thing not loggeddd

python's logging is so fucky

lastpass: i'll need your yubikey
me: ugh it's on the other floor i'll get it tomorrow and do the thing later

me: got the yubikey let's do this
lastpass: you don't need it actually let me log you in

i can see the future: sometimes i just wonder how life could be the biggest bully and it's spot on

(i've waited so long time to post this lmao)

> 2 hours left (40%)

building some rust lmao

> 7 hours left (49%)

good thinkpad

when you notice

i r i d e s c e n c e

i demand that tld so i can idk give a domain to someone and maybe shitpost about it

how is there no .cyber tld

sysadmin inbox: 204 unread
ugh leave me alone zabbix

some server is just blinking out of existence every now and then (mood)