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not a girl! but also a girl! depending on the time mood and whatever im fighting for!

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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

the cis get very confused when they see "a man" with long hair sometimes they need hours to process the information and have to fart out a few awkward comments or questions on the way. the awkward comments vary a lot if you are beyond the "trans woman" threshold in the cis mind

ah yes i will save artists by (checks note) more capitalism ah fuck sorry

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if it's in any way related to a blockchain there's an extremely low change of it not being a colossal waste of time and energy

basically i cant convince myself that any software is worth working on anymore

i am looking for one (1) word and i will simply crawl through every wikipedia page about greek tragedy in one to three languages

i would like to 'debunk' rumors i have come about that i would have a 'huge cock'. it is absolutely Not True. the scientific explanation simply is that i am very small

anyway i wanted youtube to not put grimes next but then i just posted that and forgot so i have listened to grimes and it degraded the vibe

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it is me, your favorite anonymous source. i heard some wild stuff recently

the cis arent allowed to talk about transhumanism i made that rule and i will enforce it

descending from the mighty bow and crossbow,; the electromagnetic nail accelerator

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i enjoy weapons that are basically a big nail gun. tiny bullets are weak

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