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im that typical npc that does a lot of drugs as a personality trait with a backstory you're dying to know but no one bothered to write and who tells the main character an extremely important thing in every three conversations

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they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

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trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

that was my normal evening on the fediverse see you tomorrow for more people to flatten

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haters 

if anyone on mas.to misses me please know that i will have committed the "hate speech" of saying "go fuck yourself" and proceed to make it a fediverse war. the people must know

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haters 

excuse me i have done more for this project that you could imagine. just because it's not listed in my bio along with every time i was unfairly treated or simply never mentioned doesn't mean you can assume i was born yesterday. Go Fuck Yourselves,

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like my fucking dudes i just said gargron is 'disconnected from his community'. i think that's a non exaggerate sentence to say and does not warrant two fucking Libertarian Vanguards to come tell me that He is free to do what he wants

i dont give a fuck about gargron's freedom this project is not about him anymore it's about the millions who use and run it

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lmao @atrilahiji

> Techbro according to the incredibly mentally stable @CobaltVelvet

im gonna pick a fight with a mentally ill person and then put it in my bio. fucking winner

my mental health is not responsible for your dumbass opinions thank you. please do not talk to me

95% of the programs in the world edit trees. but not one lets you edit a tree. makes you think

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i need a. tree editor. a program to write and navigate trees. did we already invent that.

when i was on my morning walk a large data leak fell off the back of a truck so of course i picked the zip file off the road

come on block me clean up those notifications. techbros smh

computers 

if we can't fix it we'll build a layer on it and hide the issues. i sure hope my layer has no issues

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i was wondering what tailwinds css is and like. it's a dsl for your class attributes that amounts to a 33% shorter style="". ok

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always amazed at people who jump backwards and call it a revolutionary leap everyone needs to see

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class="w-9 h-9 flex items-center justify-center"

spare the framework and just use style="" my dude

A POLL 

WOULD YOU UNFOLLOW ME FOR A BIT OR A LOT OF CAPSLOCKED POSTING. BE HONEST

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