void of witch @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

hey google download me your best fleshlight app. flash. fuck

what i thought 'mf said' meant 'michel foucault said'

let's copy paste some javascript and convert bad jquery code to bad vanilla js code. i love #work

should buttons have an icon and a label

wait im not finished. funkault pop

ahem. michel fuckault

trolley problem but it's n deaths versus n-1 deaths and you are morally obligated to choose biden every time n increases instead of blowing up the train

'you may have my money and my work and my life and my family but you will not have the software i do on my own time'

now i'm wondering if there's a 'hacker news' comment just like that. maybe more

'oh no this kilobyte of javascript is not free software' i sob, 'i refuse to let a virtual machine from the internet run somewhere on my computer and will not be tempted by your evil net flicks' i send angrily to jeffe bezos; 'crony capitalism will not win. i would rather buy a media server on amazon and host my own servers on aws'

ok i slept and let me tell you it did not get any better

im tired of feeling so desperately awful 😩

like i wake up with a medium-bad mood and it does a varying mess in the day and at the end i mostly hope to die quickly

ugh these days i just feel like utter shit in the evenings

😎

ddg on ie5: does not open
google on ie5: even displays properly