a void * @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

they told me i could become anything so i became a nerd a junkie and a slut
'no not like that' they scream,

trying to get all your surgeries done before the collapse of society hashtag cyberpunk irl

<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

free everyone else and unruin chelsea's life and maybe i'll give a fuck about this piece of shit and his ego

'free assange' ye lmao there are millions of people to free but Him i want to kick his ass

am, doggo,

i forgot what a fizzbuzz is but i remember that it's not worth my time

#np amesoeurs - amesoeurs // https://amesoeurs.bandcamp.com/album/amesoeurs

wait it works much better with mastodon developers. well the ratio is higher

percentage of rust crate developers that i had the chance to kiss

do not even talk to e if your life expectancy is over fourty years

(note that it's potentially a very good approach, depending on your data and parallelism)

mostly love seeing teachers that learned all their things like thirty years ago and haven't changed any bit. like my dude the shit i learned two years ago is already obsolete try to keep up

computer schools are so good here. who doesn't want to learn the state of the art of c and java in 2000

gf is doing like normal computer studies next to me, and i'm shitposting about random things i don't like i c

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it's 2020 we don't 'allocate memory' anymore. we give each thread a stack of 64MB and keep a thread pool responsible for actively managing those 64MB blocks

remembering someone fondly (feeling the still painful bite mark on my stomach)

royalty is indeed Not Punk but appropriating their words and titles and stripping them of nobility is Punk