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'Toot' is one character less than 'twart'.

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tfw you boost a toot because you think it'll be interesting to one of your followers, but it was in the federated timeline because he already follows them

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Writing in hieroglyphics and worshiping cats - I truly believe the Egyptians must have been amazing shitposters.

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Finally realized what Mastodon makes me think off. Remember in all those cheesy 80's/90''s books and Shadowrun novels how the hackers had their own secret online hangouts normal people couldn't get to?

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Firewood sales that deal in 'thrown loads' are scummier than car sales. It may be legal, but it's dishonest as hell. I thought that's what we had consumer protection laws for.
youtu.be/3kmG7KXxShM

I could buy a 3 kg thrown load bag of sugar, you know, 2 kg sugar & 1 kg sand.

Think I'll go to the petrol station and buy a 10 litre thrown load of petrol, that should get me about 7 litres.

So I just paid $100 for a cubic metre of air today. They dumped it on my driveway with 2 cubic meters of firewood, and I paid for 3.

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From the most , , and deeply ever,
Direct link: youtu.be/tLVOeijizs8
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Not sure if that's just this specific server, or in general.

So apparently the http traffic for this goes through UK Government Department for Work and Pensions and gets blocked until I disable PeerBlock. Hm.