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Jeiel ☄ @ChemiKhazi@octodon.social

Take Maslow's hierarchy and shove it up yer butt! I mean, if that's what you're into, you do you, you don't need my permission, I'm not yucking any yums. Maslow's hierarchy has a flared base too, so it's totally safe to go up the bum.

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#knuckletats

PONG ZORK

"Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? P-O-N-G! This is the hand that turned the knob that made gaming competitive and reflex-based. Z-O-R-K! These fingers have nerves that run straight to the brain of man. Now watch and I'll show you the story of gaming. Old left hand's is a-fighting and it looks like Zork's a goner. And... yeah, that's pretty much it."

The best thing about this heat is that my phone will occasionally refuse to charge because it is too hot to charge safely.

I bought a phone jack crimping tool but I won't be satisfied with just using it once, so. What else can I go around crimping with this thing?

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My forbesona is Carl, he's looking for a lateral move from marketing into PR and is very concerned about making sure his linkedin profile pic doesn't show that he's balding.

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One of the arguments I've seen against pineapple on pizza is that fruit shouldn't be mixed with tomato sauce or pizza in general, but... Do you realize that tomatoes ARE fruit?!

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"'Git?' Sorry, I believe you mean Linus Torvald's *Monster*."

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There is nothing as thrilling as playing Domain Renewal Chicken.

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Visited the RSS memorial today. After all these years, it's still amazing to see the lightning hit it—every hour, on the hour—and then watch as the sparks ripple out to the aggregator towers at all the cemeteries that are still subscribed.

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OK everyone it's time for #marioeroticadiscussion Show more

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you wanna jam with the console cowgirls like the best of 'em?

If you dig low poly 3D, please take a look at Sprytile, my free as in speech and beer tile mapping add on for chemikhazi.itch.io/sprytile

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mastodon is twitter if twitter was just people talking about installing their own twitter instance

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Inappropriate Programming Language Game Jam

make games in PostScript and Erlang and shit