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There should be legislation so that employers have to pay employees for their commute time. If that happened I'm sure a lot more places would allow their employees to work remotely.

The Straights: “omg, gays should shut up already about being gay!”
Also the Straights:

The traffic on the commute to work kinda got brutal yesterday

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I flipped the switch and I'm going to bed. This thing is live!

Thanks for all the feedback friends. Boosts greatly appreciated over the next month. 💖

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Me, a straight edge looking at JIRA tickets:
“Haha ‘high mesh sign off’, nice 420 haha smoke weeb all day”

Sister came back from the US for too short of a visit home.

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i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live

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sometimes the sun sets like a license plate or a kitschy painting #pixelart

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Started training a bot that tries to analyze and identify hate-speech on Twitter.

A few things became quite apparent after only a few days:

1. There are huge networks of (seemingly) fake accounts that like and retweet each other's posts. Someone is operating this at a _massive_ scale.

2. Reporting and banning fake accounts seems futile. You're fighting a hydra that spawns new accounts quicker than one can report them.

3. I'm feeling sick to my stomach just browsing through the logs.

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Always gonna be putting “why tho” in forms where gender shouldn't matter

I keep thinking about this Brian Eno quote, with regards to the work people put in to replicate the look of the PSX/N64 era of console graphics.

Men like me literally only want one thing, and it is so disgusting:

Oatmeal 💦 Raisin 🍇 Cookies 🍪

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I went as to an Ubisoft Halloween party, but I think there was hardly any recognition.

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