CheesesOfBrazil @CheesesOfBrazil@octodon.social

"In the world of Fox News, Tuesday night’s success for Democrats just means Republicans need to ‘embrace’ Trump more."

hahahahaha yes, do that. definitely do that.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-and-friends-spins-dem-victories-as-good-news-for-trump

give me your boost
of my toot
or else foh-get about it

Just formally posted my "done with Twitter" tweet.

This concludes my formal "'done with Twitter' tweet" toot.

an insane billionaire wants to destroy civilization. we're not in a cyberpunk dystopia, we're in a BOND movie

...oh wait, he's probly not a billionaire, lol nvm

Attn #mefite #startrek nerds. What would YOUR unusual Trek series concept be? https://www.metafilter.com/170369/Strange-New-Worlds

NATIONAL SANDWICH DAAAAAY

Gonna celebrate with GRILLED CHEESE for lunch 🤘 😆 🤘

Folks... consider the sandwich.

Changed my av for National Sandwich Day! It's this Friday!

U gonna get 'wiched?!
#NationalSandwichDay #ugonnagetwiched #sandwich #getwiched #betterbetweenbread
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

amazing twitter thread about how Western Europe engineered the so-called "third world" https://twitter.com/Freakademic/status/800189331101089792

the sad thing about today being Halloween is that I kind of don't want to remove the skull from my display name tomorrow

d% 95: The subject returns as a ghost. It is not tied to the place of its death, and the "unfinished business" necessary to put it permanently to rest is for the caster of the resurrection spell to be sent to the afterlife. The subject's moral alignment changes to evil & it resists all attempts to destroy it. Creating this ghost does not constitute an evil act on the part of the caster, though it may bestow taint depending upon the circumstances.

Developed a tasty new seasonal treat. I call it "Pumpkin Spice Pie" and it's made with real canned pumpkin mix

#np Dio's finest hour, "All the Fools Sailed Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5R7G6GCpM

The danger of a 20-minute morning commute with a passenger is the near-100% likelihood that any conversation, no matter how innocent at first, veers into societal collapse just in time for arriving at work

I thought I understood the distributed nature of this thing until I started using it.

My #introductions toot (as seen on Mastodon.social):
I'm
-a nerd, esp. for #DnD, Civ, #MST3K, #startrek
-a white cishet dude
-a #mefite
-a #writer
-pretty sure I couldn't be more politically liberal
-on Twitter but may not remain there.

Here's probably my best tweet of the past year or so, a taste of what you're in for if you follow me (assuming I don't forget about this account):

"Fat birds
Get outta my seed
You're getting avian diabetes
Better scat, birds
You're much too fat, birds"