CheesesOfBrazil @CheesesOfBrazil@octodon.social

a mellow, lilting, Andrews Sisters-esque ballad with viciously cynical lyrics, the title and chorus of which was "Look to PR to Make It Right." The verses included stuff like "When they find your prints on the handgun" and "When your cell phone photos go public." I had the melody in my head for most of the morning. AND I'M NOT EVEN A MUSICIAN

Alright, time to go through my Netflix queue and bump up all the movies starring male actors who I fear may wind up on the Weinstein Et Al. List, so I can get 'em watched before they become too distasteful

@tauroid prog eh? tell me you know of Porcupine Tree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo3vv2XivE

TOILET PAPER EXEC: Alright eggheads, we're down to one-half-ply, but the shareholders demand thinner paper. Whaddya got?

R&D GUY: My ply is so thin, it can't be seen with the naked eye. Our customers have to buy these special microscopes to use it.

R&D GAL: My "quantum ply" is purely theoretical, and cannot be directly observed.

You've gotta say one thing for America: we will do the right thing once evil becomes impossible *and unprofitable* to ignore

Just learned about Churchill, Manitoba. Fascinating place
http://manitobahot.com/2016/11/town-of-churchill/

I added a custom event involving the future-technology Magnetic Levitation, and the "acknowledge" button text for the event reads:
"For our King! Magnets... how do they work?"

@Siphonay I first saw one of these in about 1992 and I thought it was the coolest thing ever

"In the world of Fox News, Tuesday night’s success for Democrats just means Republicans need to ‘embrace’ Trump more."

hahahahaha yes, do that. definitely do that.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-and-friends-spins-dem-victories-as-good-news-for-trump

@GeekDaddy is "Tooters" the preferred nomenclature for "users of Mastodon"? not sure what else it would be, rly https://octodon.social/media/EldLR08jPNDdCum11-k

give me your boost
of my toot
or else foh-get about it

Just formally posted my "done with Twitter" tweet.

This concludes my formal "'done with Twitter' tweet" toot.

an insane billionaire wants to destroy civilization. we're not in a cyberpunk dystopia, we're in a BOND movie

...oh wait, he's probly not a billionaire, lol nvm