I mean, this one at least makes in-universe sense.
...although the more I think about it, the less I wanna eat it.

OK, but...
...I mean...
...if it's frozen, then how do you peel off...
...because isn't that the whole...

Starting to wonder if, when the internet is over, it will be remembered by posterity as "a mechanism allowing (and therefore dooming) humanity to perform all functions more cheaply, more quickly, and more shittily"

For the warm reassurance that we all seem to need right now, might I prescribe rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation

@RexfordGTugwell guy on the right is like "Ummm, guys, who agreed to this tie-in?"

FUCK today
I'm EATIN' a whole sleeve o' Girl Scout Cookies

Marvel Fatigue is one thing. But I'm really getting Apocalypse Fatigue.

I mean, browse Netflix sometime. EVERYTHING IS THE END OF THE WORLD.

Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

also, Seinfeld's "The Drake" is in "Willow," as the whimsical C-3PO analogue doubtlessly contractually mandated by Lucas

"Willow" rewatch after 30 years 

The first 20 minutes or so are the only engaging part. After that, it has all the depth and originality of an episode of "Rescue Rangers"

My cats now favor, for puking purposes, the same single spot on the carpet--a spot which is half a cat length from uncarpeted flooring. ALL they would have to do is turn around.
...But that doesn't illustrate enough disdain, I suppose.

It's funny how we always thought that magic was, well, magic. That it wasn't bound to the normal laws of physics or thermodynamics. How could we have known that each spell was literally destroying the future, piece by piece? We couldn't have, at least, not until we hit *the day all magic comes from*.

It happened at 11:39 PM. Everything was perfectly normal, and then suddenly all of the water, fire, light... So many things just were gone. Pulled into the past by our own negligence.

Where have you gone
Punxsutawney Phil
A nation turns its frozen eyes to you

Public Restroom Misadventures 

"When from the Neighboring Stall Comes the Unmistakable 'Camera Shutter' Phone Sound Effect"

Believe it or not 

George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the tone
I must be out
Or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not
I'm not home

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