I mean, this one at least makes in-universe sense.
...although the more I think about it, the less I wanna eat it.

OK, but...
...I mean...
...if it's frozen, then how do you peel off...
...because isn't that the whole...

As opposed to mundane unicorns.

...god i fuckin hate mundane unicorns. Ya know?

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