If you told me 3 years ago trump was making a mastodon instance, i probably would've beleived you

"worcestershire sauce?" oh look at little fancy lord fauntleroy over here, in this household we call it it's proper name: Daddies Brown Sauce

yeah I'm chaste. chasteing after that dick!!!!!

@soft speaking of.... What happened to ask the websites? Remember just finding a new cool website??

@apLundell in the dream, it was hoodies with blacked out faces and they'd recite the Watcher on the wall thing from game of thrones

Had an extremely cursed dream that mastodon had developed it's own "Anonymous" type group

If you told me 3 years ago trump was making a mastodon instance, i probably would've beleived you

This is it. This is what it's all been leading up to. This is what it's all been for.
*cracks knuckles*
@realdonaldtrump@truth.social have you ever read the works of Edward Siddon?

@Captain did you see that his account already got hacked and the hacker posted a picture of an hippo shitting on its balls

FEDIBLOCK NOW 

Trump's new social network is preparing to launch... look familiar?

newsweek.com/trump-announces-t

I advise you get on blocking the below domains.

You knew it was going to happen.

Boost it far and wide!

mobile.tmediatech.io/auth/sign

truthsocial.com/

#fediblock

This is it, finally we have him in our grasp. He will never recover when @tiddygoblin@linux.church pens a 4 part cw:meta post and he finally gets cancelled.

Somewhere along the way, teachers started looking younger than me.

*throws sand into the wind, sniffs* there's cw: meta about

So which one of you is the popular one and which is the performing under expectations one of this crossover ep?

Dumdum voice: you couldn't make a cartoon like Johnny bravo today

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