Today, while in the bathroom, I had the thought "hey it's quiet in here I could work in here" and I think that is further evidence that I should never have children.
(The house is loud today because the dog keeps going "mom mom look at me mom i need to go out in the 90F heat and sniff things again mom" and the squirrel keeps rattling its cage because it knows I will eventually feed it formula which is much tastier than vegetables and rodent kibble.)