"Coder, what is best in life?"
Coder: "To crush your issues list, see them disappear before you, and to hear the merging of their pull requests!"
Some woodland flowers #photography #mastoart
In a hidden jungle, freshwater merfolk inhabit the long, deep rivers and the shallow mangrove swamps, sleeping in shady branches, basking in the abundant warm rainfall. Their diet consists of fruits and vegetables; supplemented by the occasional reptile, fish or mammal - if they're ever motivated enough - but the fruit is so plentiful, they usually don't bother.
One day they find an orphaned human child, and raise it as their own...
#tootfic #microfiction #writing #fantasy #terylstales #mermay
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The Earth Vessel's cat purred loudly, twining around the legs of the visiting alien diplomats.
"Sorry about Ensign Furgie, she has a way of getting underfoot."
The black cat exposed her belly as she flopped from side to side, batting away the Earth Captain's hands with gentle paws.
"You coexist harmoniously with an honored Earth Feline. We are pleased by this."
"You are?"
"Yes. Admiral, call off our war ships."
"Your what now?"
#tootfic #microfiction #writing #scifi #terylstales #caturday
@erinbee patchouli maybe? Musk or amber? Canโt see why sunscreen never got branched out for scents.
"What are you celebrating?"
"Another sunrise, another sunset, the moon, my friends and steady employment."
"Those are some really mundane things to bother celebrating."
"But can you imagine a life without?"
"I... can. And it's not great."
"Would you like to join the revelries?"
"Just soda, please."
"Certainly. Cheers, to what we have! May we keep it as long as we need it, or gain it if we're lacking, and help others find it whenever possible."
@erinbee very cute! But I have a terrible urge to say โYer a wizard, Harry!โ (Quickly ducks)๐
A wide eyed waif stared up at the demon; wary and uncertain. The demon remained motionless, waiting for the child to speak. By the creek, the other children continued to play, untroubled and boisterous.
Emboldened by this fact, the waif asked,"You're a demon, why do you care for us?"
The demon's irreversibly damaged wings trembled slightly. "Because I understand what it's like to be mistreated and forsaken by one's creators," he whispered.
@Teryl_Pacieco I love it!
"EeeEEEee!"
"Someone's excited today," I said, setting aside my tablet.
"EEeEEEeee!"
"Ohh, I see Sempai finally noticed you," I smiled, acknowledging the new trinket that hadn't been there yesterday.
"Eee!"
"Well I'm very happy for you and wish you both the best."
"EeEeeeeeeeeeeee..."
I didn't really have the first clue about appliance romance, but I sincerely did support my Autonomous Robot Vacuum Cleaner and 3D Printer being a couple.
Cheerful day trip to the cbg today.
@Mainebot are you sure?๐
@KthulhuKat same ๐
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@phildini aww, didnโt know about it till now. Looks awesome though.
@Teryl_Pacieco this is awful(ly awesome). Why do I get the image of the little orange alien from A.L.F.? ๐