The sheep explored the house.
It wasn't as spacious as their barn, but it matched in warmth & dryness. There was also no hay, but right now it was a 'Later' problem.
"Has THIS ever happened to YOU?" blared the tv.
The lead ewe observed the miraculous devices on offer.
She carefully dialed the Order-Line.
Alas, the operator did not understand Bleat, no matter how loudly she repeated herself.
World Dominance was delayed another day.
"Who made me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that others all quote?
Who's the professor that made me that way,
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat?
One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
and Nicolai Ivanovich #Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize!"
Pics of me at pride (+++++) Show more
Went to pride and all I got were these dope pics.
The beast lunged forward and snapped up the sandwich. Its teeth clacked and its mouth smacked wetly.
When it finished, its eyes snapped back up to his face. It licked once, then stilled. Its shoulders bunched.
He crouched down and offered a hand. 'I haven't got anything else on me. You're a handsome one, aren't you? Are you a Bernese cross or something?'
The beast disappeared in a spray of red particles, only to rematerialise on his chest.
He found it on a country lane. A beast of curling black fur and heavy paws. Its red eyes lit up its face in the dark; long muzzle, long tongue, long teeth.
'It's okay,' he said gently. Lacking anything better, he offered it a hand sandwich, arm outstretched.
The beast growled, a sound of low menace that brought to mind the first rumble of an avalanche.
'I won't hurt you, I promise,' he said. He laid the sandwich on the ground and took a step back. 'Try it.'
Just saying but I have a nice new apparel/merch shop ✨
My "warehouse" was up to three plastic shoeboxes so I upgraded to someplace with a lot more space.
This is just what's listed on Etsy right now. 'Bout to add a whole rainbow of the hatchling size (a literal 6-color rainbow, plus pastels of at least some of the other Pernese colors).
The rainbow ones will have plastic eyes instead of embroidered or appliqued ones, so that'll be something a little different.
Hey, if you're in school and are having trouble paying for your textbooks, search them up on libgen.io to find them for free.
I'm realizing that a lot of people at my college don't know this and are skipping meals to afford overpriced textbooks, so it may help someone on here too. #sharingiscaring
This extremely bi pride flag coloured hibiscus is called "Mystery Friend" 🤔 https://www.amazon.com/Hibiscus-Mystery-Friend-Flower-Tropical/dp/B07HWX5YMR
The princess gazed into the pond indulgently.
Her guards were off hunting for the young man they were assured was skulking around.
She lowered her face to the water, resting her lips upon her reflection; the water rippled as a different pair of lips rose to meet her's. She reached down, fingers tangling in long emerald tresses below the surface.
The mermaid grinned up at the princess, her own fingers tangled in royal curls.
I guess I will do this again since I had to move again.
Hey. I'm A.J. I'm 30, Canadian, trans femme, in the early stages of HRT at the time of tooting. A member of KNZK GANG that lost her home. I'm known on Mastodon for journaling my transition, being one of the few sports people, especially one that works in sports, some successful song parodies, and trying to help others through mental breakdowns while navigating her own. Follow if you like any of those with some shitposting.
pride month, racism & transphobia among some LGB folks Show more
Hey friends, just a quick reminder with pride month coming up that it's literally life/death to make sure that our celebrations aren't just about cis, white, able-bodied gay & lesbian folks. Make sure you're also lifting up the voices of disabled LGBTQ folks, people of color, trans folks (especially trans women of color), immigrants, working class folks, etc. It's a lot harder to be queer if you're not a rich cis white person.
Tacos will always have a special place in my heart and not just 'cos of the arterial plaque.
It was 16 years ago...
My family's foodtruck was parked by the beach and I... mostly whined about having to work all summer.
The smell attracted the local wildlife. Always around twilight, I'd see eyes staring from the water, waiting. One night I laid out a tray of FRESH tacos...
Long story short, that's how I learned to talk to fish.
Achieving zen thru grumpiness
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more