@Stonekettle
I've been waiting for this essay.
You do not disappoint.
My answer hasn't changed.
"Judeo-Christian" values is a dog whistle to keep the knuckle-dragging lackwits riled up and easily controlled.
I just tell nosy locals here in Mobile, AL that I'm a Pagan-Buddhist so they'll ostracize me and leave me the hell alone.
You should see the looks I get when I wear my Baby Baphomet shirt. Priceless.