@kemonine It's amazing. Walgreens. Go now before it’s too late 😉👍🏼

@Averly I shall take a pass on the candy corn this time...

It doesn't do good things to my GI system or glucose levels. That stuff is like playing with fire in a gasoline refinery for me.

@viciousviscosity can have my share.

@kemonine @Averly
Thank you for donating to such a worth cause: "Val loves candy corn and will dispose of any extra™" will provide you with a tax deductible receipt.

Source:
http://p5art.tumblr.com/post/101262862252/ https://cybre.space/media/BtZnSUjxlayEPtPHoOg

@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly I keep moving my mouse around this image thinking it's following me… it's hypnotic…

@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly So, uh, the local paper is advising we don't give candy corn to kids

Who wants to start a letter-writing campaign?

http://www.hometownlife.com/story/life/2017/10/28/things-not-give-out-trick-or-treaters-halloween-year/799871001/

@zigg @Averly @viciousviscosity Black licorice was my favorite of the bunch, always has been.

I'd write a letter on that alone

@zigg @kemonine @Averly Wait, who gives away candy corn? I t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ give away chocolate things to kids. That, and fidget spinners this year.

@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly Throwing fidget spinners is a crime in several communities, I'm pretty sure

@zigg @Averly @viciousviscosity Better than Lawn Darts

@viciousviscosity @Averly @zigg OOOOO, that'd be a fun way to dress up a house for Haloween.

Lots of lawn darts scattered around, a few above the porch and fake blood/drag marks through the front yard.

@zigg @kemonine @Averly It’s gonna be terrible with all those LED light up fidget spinners being all over the place tomorrow… https://cybre.space/media/FKX5O_5sCRXIFRKNs78

@viciousviscosity @zigg @Averly Remind me to steal your bowl of "candy" next year.

@kemonine @zigg No one leaves out bowls of candy around here, that’s just crazy. I can’t even get packages delivered to my door without someone deciding they want it more than I do.

@viciousviscosity @zigg I'm not above a little B&E to ensure LED blinkers aren't given to children running amok.

@kemonine Good people, I present to you the Grinch of Halloween @viciousviscosity

@zigg @viciousviscosity Wouldn't the person stealing toys be the grinch?

@kemonine Yes, that's what I was saying 😄 @viciousviscosity

@zigg @viciousviscosity I read it as vicious being the grinch.

Evil? Yes, LED blinken lights, 👿

Grinch? Eh, not so much

@kemonine @zigg
The LEDs might even be BLUE, the most evil of ALLL LEDs. https://cybre.space/media/8KYuv_OglsyDsf86Xis

@viciousviscosity Attach some green lasers to those buggers and you've got a party @kemonine

@zigg @viciousviscosity https://mastodon.social/media/j6SCc8BRTolrB9HrbuA

@viciousviscosity @zigg I'd wager white is worse.

At least blue won't burn out your night vision fully.

If you wanted to be a real PITA you could have gone with color changers that flicker 2Hz short of triggering epilepsy.

@viciousviscosity @zigg Also: The bigger USPS branches allow you to use a PO Box as a valid delivery address for FedEx / UPS. Super handy for keeping your packages safe.

Just inquire at a branch to find out if they offer the service.

That or a UPS store, they have mailboxes that work for all sorts of deliveries too.

@viciousviscosity I ship all my game crap to work. The UPS guy knows it's me if it's from Best Buy 😎 @kemonine

@zigg @viciousviscosity Not all employers like that tho 😉

@kemonine @Averly We’ve seem some amazingly wild flavors on our travels… There’s a shop in Frankenmuth, Michigan that has some really interesting ones, I recall