"Each Oreo cookie has 90 ridges"
TRUE OR FALSE?
#somanyquestions
#mastofam
#octodonlife
#istillhaventmadedinner
@casper I'm all out of Oreos so...
@Averly Get to the choppa. We're getting some oreos!
@Averly
Eat your dinner first, young lady! *Angry dad face*
@ChristianD You ever see an Oreo blast through the back of someone's throat while their teeth were ground to a powder and the explosion out the back of their neck was covered in delicious sugary paste?
Tell Dad I'm making Swedish meatballs and pasta 😉👌🏼
All of the above. Hopefully you can see this picture...
https://images.genius.com/3b986d687408f116f6c2c2ec6838aa71.1000x564x1.jpg
I'm not the @Averly, you're @Averly! I'm @ChristianD. Or ChristiaDior, Christian the D-ness, or ChristianDiorino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
@ChristianD Ahaha! Oh shit I don't think I'm ever going to sleep if this keeps up 🙆🏻
@Averly
That's what yo mama said to me last night
@ChristianD Wait. You dug up her grave and lip-synced to a corpse?
Not gonna lie that's #gangster
@Averly
No, I figured out how to get my time-traveling canoe to go backwards, and I met your mom in 1972.
Hello, @Averly, I'm Dad.
@ChristianD Yeah "reality" is crazy. Oreos are no exception.
@Averly "reality"
You're kind of breaking my brain.
(I'm only 55% kidding).
@ChristianD 99% of all statistics is about 1% correct, if you factor in a bell curve.
Only if it's a diving-bell curve.
https://youtu.be/pRC5R1jRO58
@Averly Never thought I'd do that when I have an oreo with me. I'll say false.