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@Averly Never thought I'd do that when I have an oreo with me. I'll say false.

@Averly Get to the choppa. We're getting some oreos!

@ChristianD You ever see an Oreo blast through the back of someone's throat while their teeth were ground to a powder and the explosion out the back of their neck was covered in delicious sugary paste?

Tell Dad I'm making Swedish meatballs and pasta 😉👌🏼

@Averly

I LOVE Swedish meatballs and pasta!

1. Who are you
2. Why aren't we best friends

@Averly

I'm not the @Averly, you're @Averly! I'm @ChristianD. Or ChristiaDior, Christian the D-ness, or ChristianDiorino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

@ChristianD Ahaha! Oh shit I don't think I'm ever going to sleep if this keeps up 🙆🏻

@ChristianD Wait. You dug up her grave and lip-synced to a corpse?

Not gonna lie that's

@Averly
No, I figured out how to get my time-traveling canoe to go backwards, and I met your mom in 1972.

Hello, @Averly, I'm Dad.

@ChristianD Yeah "reality" is crazy. Oreos are no exception.

@Averly "reality"

You're kind of breaking my brain.
(I'm only 55% kidding).

@ChristianD 99% of all statistics is about 1% correct, if you factor in a bell curve.