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So...

Should I shave my head and buy a new wig?
(I'm thinking bright red)

Or...

Keep letting it grow until I become the wig?

@Averly Both: Shave half, and then you can fold the remainder under the wig for fancy occasions.

All wigs are powdered pompadours, in my imagination. Instant Rococofication.

@Averly Let it grow, let it grow
Don't cut it back any more
Let it grow, let it grow
Toss that wig down to the floor
You won't care by the end of day
Turn your hair bright red
The dye never bothered you anyway