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So now you're probably wondering why on this football we call planet earth was I eating a burger for breakfast. Yeah?


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@Averly Nope. Was more wondering why I WASN'T eating a hamburger for breakfast.

@Averly You are familiar with the dance of my people!

@Averly Any human being who would question that choice should be cut out of your life immediately. It sounds like you are winning to me.

@Averly Nope, I've enjoyed a hamburger for breakfast my self. But since you'd like some one to ask. Why did you enjoying a burger for breakfast?

@Averly That it is, I've had waffles for dinner plenty of times. I've also had pancakes.

@LuxBrush

Now I want pancakes.
Not the puffy kind.
The flat ones.
CREPES.

@LuxBrush

I settled on the zapped burger.
It did the job.
But...

What to eat later when I binge-toot all night?

@Averly Because you can. And it's delicious.

@Averly BEING AN ADULT AND SHIT. I CAN LIVE EATING JUST DONUTS AND NO-ONE CANNOT SAY ANYTHING.