@MightyBigCar lol this actually happened. And then a flock of adorable munchkins had me running around a number of castles, bridges, and tire things until I was dared into sliding down hot metal.
I narrowly escaped by tunnel and found myself tumbling down a steep hill as I heard elder voices screaming “put the sticks down!”
Meanwhile my royal guard was too busy eating tennis balls. I never jumped into a pond so fast 😅