#Greetings all and sundry. Here I will post scintillating thoughts that likely no one will ever read.
@Oliphant I am not allowed to dance. A restraining order is involved. The words "Property Damage" and "Severe Psychological Trauma" were invoked.
@ArtfulSkeptic Right. We'll sell tickets. Financially Secured Future is assured.
@ArtfulSkeptic I just read this one.
@ArtfulSkeptic May not be factual ...
@ArtfulSkeptic Maybe post an interpretive dance instead? I'd watch that.