Areya @Areya@octodon.social
Tired grad student. Bioinformatics & Data Science. The grasshopper lies heavy.
Is there anything worse than self-proclaimed entrepreneurs on LinkedIn?
The number one pitch at my university's startup challenge was water-resistant bed sheets. It's like, okay, your sheets aren't ruined, but there's still piss in your bed, ya know? Anywhoooooo how was everyone's day?
Is there a jorts version of denim shirts and are they called jirts?
oh that's just the arcade game in the corner #derp
"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach
The music in this restaurant sounds like someone left their video game console on the start screen and it's been looping for hours
Browsing Mastodon while eating at Clover. +2 hipster points for me. #:nerd:
I think I'll use up the rest of my United miles and then it's sayonara to my MileagePlus Card
Good morning, time to disguise myself as a jolly yuppie and take on the week! 😬🔫
oh I hope my preferred caffeination station is open today otherwise I'm going to
Freak.
Out.
Hard.
@Areya ohhh okay, didn't realize.
It's called "Followbot."
Like, "Followbot, I choose you!"
"Followbot, Followbot."
What did everyone do today?
Is octodon.social crashing all the time or is it just me?
Apparently Ke$ha is playing at my university tonight, so you can say my tuition money is CLEARLY well-spent.
I feel like Shia LaBoeuf would appreciate this place
Nice
Call me out like one of your tweet girls
