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@SergioCastell96 I could definitely see it becoming a pain in the ass if you want to toot something succinct haha, but hey, maybe it could improve one's writing skills somehow

Instance Idea: worder.fall (play on the word: waterfall).

You can't type out your toot in a traditional text box. Randomized words slowly fall down the screen, requiring the user to select each individual word to concoct their toot.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO FORCE YOUR CITIZENS INTO BEING PROUD OF LIVING IN YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU GIVE THEM VALID REASONS TO LIKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

@body How am I supposed to sleep now?

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In the future there is no physical technology, just a flat infinite plane; and you only get experiences once you make metaphors to describe them. Big wars along all the obvious thought-vectors, so all the smart users stay oblique, talking themselves through a buglike stride upon barely-parseable lands where the Ur-metaphor looms in the sky like a haptic void. For those who dive too cryptic, the error-correcting mechanism keens, vanishing or mutating them; some say the haptic void is a door

@Pookleblinky

*enjoys this toot very much*
*checks out profile to browse thru more toots*
*sees bio of Pookleblinky*
*becomes aware of blinking*
*can't stop being so aware*

FUCK

@bradlibum hahaha the mimikyu porygon theory is definitely interesting, but I hope that it's not a 20 year old grudge that The Pokemon Company has for that episode

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It is time for the daily making of the popcorn. Prepare yourself office dwellers to the torturous smell of buttery goodness.

@bradlibum I would rather suffer through the buttery goodness than drudge through the smell of fishy leftovers

@Averly Did you end up having a good time in DC?!

@Mowense i heard Jason Statham is a character in this one

I am not actually Patrick Bateman, sorry to those that I mislead with the previous avi

@max I'm only 23 and I get the worst hangovers. 19 year old me is shaking his head

Just evolved my Porygon into Porygon 2. Today is Good Friday? More like EXCELLENT Friday! Yeah...I would unfollow me too

@aemarc @max yes i would def toss him a follow as max is the glorious of our instance that keeps the spirit alive

Gah I have so much work to do tonight! *watches both of Dave Chappelle's new specials back to back* damn you're killing it, Areya!