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@lrshdl Almost there, but on my way to work! Hopefully I can spend some time outside later

@lrshdl I would absolutely love that right now instead of being on a packed train heading to the city

@jason and the CEOs/Co-Founders of Who-Gives-A-Shit

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@Areya Self proclaimed influencers on Mastodon?

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Is there anything worse than self-proclaimed entrepreneurs on LinkedIn?

The number one pitch at my university's startup challenge was water-resistant bed sheets. It's like, okay, your sheets aren't ruined, but there's still piss in your bed, ya know? Anywhoooooo how was everyone's day?

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Is there a jorts version of denim shirts and are they called jirts?

oh that's just the arcade game in the corner

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"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach

The music in this restaurant sounds like someone left their video game console on the start screen and it's been looping for hours

@acw it's all anout the intention!

Browsing Mastodon while eating at Clover. +2 hipster points for me. #:nerd:

@hauntedlatte i guess iced cappuccinos are a thing now?

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I think I'll use up the rest of my United miles and then it's sayonara to my MileagePlus Card