I've invested in some Ethereum recently and I cannot stop tracking it. Cryptocurrencies and cryptography are just too gnarly.

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I have returned from my extensive sabbatical from Mastodon..what is new?

Someone educate me on ethereum as I am too lazy to perform a simple Google search

JUST HANDED IN MY MASTERS THESIS HOLY SHIT I AM FINALLY FREE

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: mastodon.social/media/7p9FkwPE

I'm not the biggest hip hop fan, but I'm having trouble not bobbing my head to Kendrick Lamar's new album. It's just so...good.

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Instance Idea: worder.fall (play on the word: waterfall).

You can't type out your toot in a traditional text box. Randomized words slowly fall down the screen, requiring the user to select each individual word to concoct their toot.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO FORCE YOUR CITIZENS INTO BEING PROUD OF LIVING IN YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU GIVE THEM VALID REASONS TO LIKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

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In the future there is no physical technology, just a flat infinite plane; and you only get experiences once you make metaphors to describe them. Big wars along all the obvious thought-vectors, so all the smart users stay oblique, talking themselves through a buglike stride upon barely-parseable lands where the Ur-metaphor looms in the sky like a haptic void. For those who dive too cryptic, the error-correcting mechanism keens, vanishing or mutating them; some say the haptic void is a door

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It is time for the daily making of the popcorn. Prepare yourself office dwellers to the torturous smell of buttery goodness.

I am not actually Patrick Bateman, sorry to those that I mislead with the previous avi

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Just evolved my Porygon into Porygon 2. Today is Good Friday? More like EXCELLENT Friday! Yeah...I would unfollow me too

Gah I have so much work to do tonight! *watches both of Dave Chappelle's new specials back to back* damn you're killing it, Areya!

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@Areya Self proclaimed influencers on Mastodon?

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