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Due to popular demand, I am launching a Patreon page! Patrons will get access to a private discord server, exclusive weekly track uploads, and more.
If you enjoy my music or my weekly streams, please consider supporting me financially so that I can continue doing these things that I love.
patreon.com/samaleums

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Gender update 

I am a non binary man. No changes to my name or pronouns at this time. Thank you

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Shadow of the Colossus but it's about a girl climbing her giant girlfriend to give her a kiss

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using your phone while eating a powdered snack is intelligent because then it will taste better when you lick it clean after a long day of hard work

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extremely good fit

(not pictured are the platform crocs and lightning socks)

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I was sent to private schools K-12, the kind they built when white Southern parents were terrified of desegregation, and they taught from Bob Jones University press textbooks. I remember there was a table showing how hard you had to work in the US vs the USSR for things like a gallon of milk, a pair of jeans or a car. Anyway, I still grew up to be a commie.

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I may not know the difference between panacea and pancetta, but I DO know that this sandwich will solve all your problems

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This lesson also taught me to say "I will become the god of the new world," finally some useful Italian

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one hit wonder is when i hit you, and you hit the ground. wait shit that's two hits. ok, so a two h

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hot take but capitalism is a death cult

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re: Bad 

@Aleums yeah its got a tornado on it and you can customise it with dates youve gone on stormchases 😇

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In US school you learn propaganda like Thomas Jefferson was a great man, not a 260-slave owning child rapist who stole the constitution from indigenous people, & the US had no freedom, equality or democracy ever. Then you murder Iraqis for oil thinking you're the good guy.

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you know what the best anti-homeless architecture is? a fucking home

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it's supposed to be 112 fucking degrees this weekend. this kinda horrifying anthropogenic climate change can only mean one thing -- one of you still hasn't switched to energy efficient LED bulbs yet!

fess up! the corporations have done all they can but it's up to you to fix it now!

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