Last night I dreamed that I was watching some dude failing to jack off. Like, he couldn't get any kind of erection. So I went and *took his dick away*. Just popped it right off. Then showed him how he was supposed to do it. I gave his dick back once it was hard so he could finish himself.

This #dream wasn't erotic in the least. I was only irritated by the dude's utter incompetence.