Explaining to kids what LinkedIn is and how they make money by invoking the goddess

"But I got this all up on my LinkedIn:
- Proficient in spitting,
- Turning red when I'm drinking,
- Emancipating puss— like I was Abe Lincoln
- Squirting out that Kool-aid, a lot of ratchet singing"

I aspire to have such an impressive LinkedIn some day.

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