🔴 Denizen of Design @1@octodon.social

Our Cinco de Mayo festivities wrapped up a while ago, but now everybody is drinking a Corona while they work at their desk

I need a pause button for my Federated timeline. Also: why is the whole timeline pushed down when new toots are loaded? I’m I’m not at the top of my TL, just load that shit above the fold!

A new service called “MailMeToTheGOP” is offering to ship your ashes to GOP lawmakers after Trumpcare kills you. Seriously.

#NowPlaying – Facebook Head of Design, Luke Woods, on design’s true impact and creating for 2 billion people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZoVFd5IeM&t=2s
#design #designthinking #highresolution #continuingeducation

Just imagine if Apple bought Tesla

11:52am and a margarita maker springs to life in the break room

Does anybody use the Vivaldi browser? Looks pretty slick, and from what I’m reading, it supports chrome extensions since it also uses Blink. I’m currently an Opera user, are there any compelling reasons to switch?

I know it’s Apple, but it’s crazy to me that the Apple Watch outsold Fitbits this past quarter, especially given the accessibility of their price points.

I want to be the polar opposite of productive this weekend, but I already did that last weekend

Don’t tell me we aren’t in the future when I can talk to my watch in english and it auto-translates to another language based on my location.

I can’t wait to use this in Spain!

On a trip last year, I got barotrauma in my ear from descending from high elevation too quickly. Basically, I was so congested that my ear wouldn’t pop, so my eardrum was pushed outwards from the unequal pressure. Then three days later, I had to get in a pressurized plane cabin, which luckily didn’t burst my eardrum, but did hurt like hell.

It should have long since healed, but now I’m paranoid my eardrums will somehow burst when I fly to Spain next week.

There’s a cinco de mayo potluck at work today from 12-4. I’m bringing beer.

I hydroplaned on my way to work, it's just been dumping rain all morning. At one point I hit a bunch of traffic, only to find out people were slowing down to cross a 10 yard stretch of flooded parkway. That shit cray

Holy SHIT I am so congested. This blows

#pollen

$3,855 later, my car is out of the shop

#bittersweet #ripwallet

I hope everybody is having a good day!